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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on ‘SNL’: 3 Sketches You Have to See

December 20, 2015 by www.rollingstone.com Leave a Comment

One of the biggest challenges for Saturday Night Live on a weekly basis is managing expectations when it comes to the show’s hosts. If a Josh Hutcherson or LeBron James episode turns out to be not-half-bad, we’re all pleasantly surprised and relieved since the bar wasn’t that high. But when a reliable comic dynamo shows up — Justin Timberlake, Alec Baldwin, Melissa McCarthy — hopes get raised to potentially unrealistic proportions, possibly resulting in a perfectly OK episode that ends up feeling disappointing because we expected more.

SNL found itself in that uncomfortable position last night when beloved former cast members Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cohosted the final show before Christmas. Both enormously talented, both incredibly game, both there to promote their better-than-average new comedy Sisters , Fey and Poehler were consistently appealing in exactly the way you sorta assumed they would be. Tina pulled out her Sarah Palin; Amy did a little Hillary Clinton, later reprising Bronx Beat with special guest Maya Rudolph. Every sketch — including the “Bad Blood”-mocking parody video “Dope Squad,” about the nannies and gynecologists that help keep Fey and Poehler’s lives running smoothly — was concise and clever, but very few of them were outright surprising or wildly uproarious. (Even Amy Schumer’s cameo in “Dope Squad” felt oddly expected considering the breakout year she’s had.)

If this had been Miley Cyrus hosting, we’d all probably been singing hallelujah. But it’s the unfortunate downside to how much pleasure Fey and Poehler have given us over the years that “good” from them isn’t necessarily good enough.

Meet Your Second Wife

“Meet Your Second Wife” was a textbook example of how to squeeze everything out of a simple premise by playing the ridiculous conceit straight and without embellishment. The tiny details were what made it perfect: Leslie Jones’ silently angry glare at Thompson; Aidy Bryant’s shock at discovering that Killam will remarry after she dies in a freak kayak accident (by the way, everyone goes home with a free kayak); and the inexplicable fact that Poehler was playing a fictional host while Fey was playing herself. What was especially funny was the skit’s underlying, unspoken point — which was that, as much as men pretend to be horrified by other men’s penchant for marrying ridiculously younger women as their second wife, none of the contestants are ultimately that surprised to learn their future.

Weekend Update: Deenie Recaps What’s Going On in Her Stories SNL faithful have waited — and waited and waited — for some sort of rapport to develop. Last night didn’t exactly find them turning the corner, but at least the jokes were a little funnier than usual, and Che didn’t bobble a single line delivery. This is progress! Still, having Fey and Poehler come on at the end of the segment only reminded viewers how much tighter and tarter their anchoring duo was back in the day.

But the “Weekend Update” highlight was Kate McKinnon’s bang-up job as Deenie, a middle-aged mom sporting a garish Christmas sweater who did a recap of the year’s highlights in her favorite soap operas. In between mouthfuls of baked salmon she ate out of a Tupperware container, Deenie quickly revealed she doesn’t actually know the names of any of the characters — whom she refers to as Mustache, Perfect Skin, Sexpot and Big Boobs — or even the name of the soap opera. (She just knows it’s on before the one “that has the piano music at the beginning.”)

McKinnon’s Hillary from earlier in the show was predictably nasty, but Deenie catches you off-guard because it was unexpected and wonderfully dopey. When McKinnon cracked up Jost, he seemed to be responding to her laser-like commitment to this birdbrained character, yet another of her fabulous “Weekend Update” creations.

Special Offer SNL can’t get enough of variety-show parodies, but this one was especially on-point, as former TV hosts Chad and Victoria Douglas (Killam and Vanessa Bayer) hawk a DVD featuring Christmas highlights from their old show. What follows is a hilarious tire fire of boozy and coked-up has-beens plowing their way through yuletide classics. (Rudolph, portraying a drunken torch singer flinging presents at frightened kids while garbling “12 Days of Christmas,” reminded everyone why her ballsy, brash comedic spirit still hasn’t found its proper outlet since she left SNL .)

Poehler was gold as a bugged-out singer high on cocaine, but “Special Offer” went for the jugular with Fey portraying one-half of an uncomfortable duet of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” — the other half turned out to be none other than Thompson’s googly-eyed Bill Cosby. The joke may be a bit played-out in two ways — Cosby-is-a-horrible-rapist bits aren’t exactly new, and Funny or Die pointed out the ungodly creepiness of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” just this week in a video co-starring former SNL performer Casey Wilson — but the quick-strike economy of “Special Offer’s” final gag made sure the sketch stuck the landing.

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FIFA Bans Two Players for Doping in World Cup Qualifying

August 15, 2022 by www.news18.com Leave a Comment

FIFA has handed out four-year doping bans to two players who tested positive for banned substances during qualifying for this year’s World Cup.

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FIFA said in a statement Monday that El Salvador forward Erick Alejandro Rivera tested positive for the steroid clostebol after a 3-0 loss to Canada on Sept. 8, while Sabri Ali Mohamed of Djibouti tested positive for testosterone following a 4-0 loss to Algeria on Nov. 12.

El Salvador and Djibouti both failed to qualify for this year’s tournament in Qatar.

Both players had been provisionally suspended. FIFA said Rivera is banned from all matches until Oct. 5, 2025, while Mohamed is suspended until Jan. 11, 2026.

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PBS’s ‘A Capitol Fourth’ Will Feature ‘West Side Story’ Tribute, Salute To Lincoln Memorial’s Centennial — Update

June 24, 2022 by deadline.com Leave a Comment

UPDATE: This year’s A Capitol Fourth , the annual televised Independence Day concert, will feature a celebration of West Side Story ‘s 65th anniversary, headlined by Chita Rivera , and a centennial salute to the Lincoln Memorial.

Just added to the lineup are Cynthia Erivo and Jake Owen.

The event, to be broadcast on PBS , will be hosted by Mickey Guyton , with performances by Darren Criss, Yolanda Adams, Gloria Gaynor, Keb’ Mo’, Emily Bear, Andy Grammer and Loren Allred with the National Symphony Orchestra, under the direction of Jack Everly. Rachel Platten will do a special tribute to military heroes and their families, as she performs her song Stand By You.

The event, on the West Lawn of the Capitol, will be open to the public, after two years of virtual celebrations due to Covid.

Guyton will also perform during the event. She was the first African American artist to be nominated in a country music category. She has hosted the Academy of Country Music Awards and performed the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.

Rivera, who played Anita in the original Broadway production of West Side Story , will lead the anniversary celebration, as the National Symphony Orchestra performs a musical tribute. Erivo will perform Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim’s ballad Somewhere .

Owen will perform American Country Love Song and Down To the Honkeytonk with the National Symphony Orchestra.

Adams will perform Battle Hymn of the Republic from the Lincoln Memorial as part of the 100th anniversary salute.

The evening will conclude with the Capital fireworks display, including a performance featuring The U.S. Army Band “Pershing’s Own,” also marking its 100th anniversary.

The event will air July 4 from 8 PM ET to 9:30 PM ET on PBS. It also will be aired on Armed Forces Network and aired on NPR member stations. It will be streamed on YouTube and PBS.org from July 4 to July 18.

Also participating will be the U.S. Army Herald Trumpets, the U.S. Army Presidential Salute Battery, members of the Armed Forces carrying the state and territorial Flags, the Armed Forces Color Guard provided by the Military District of Washington, D.C., the Choral Arts Society of Washington and Patrick Lundy & The Ministers of Music .

The concert is a co-production of Michael Colbert of Capital Concerts and WETA-TV.

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After the Robb Elementary shooting, some Uvalde parents are choosing private or online education

August 15, 2022 by www.chron.com Leave a Comment

UVALDE — Brianna Gonzales, fresh off her nursing shift, sat quietly alongside her two sons in Uvalde High School’s auditorium this past week as school district officials laid out for parents new safety measures for the upcoming school year.

Gonzales has decided to keep her two sons, a kindergartner and a fifth grader, in the district. But it wasn’t the easiest decision. Her oldest was at Robb Elementary on May 24, the day an armed teenager entered the school and killed two teachers and 19 children. Fortunately, she had taken her son home before the shooter entered the building.

But a summer of conflicting government narratives has set Uvalde parents on edge, particularly after a state report showed that 376 law enforcement officers showed up at Robb on May 24 but did not engage the shooter for more than an hour.

Parents are now trying to plan for the back-to-school season and facing tough choices over their children’s education and safety. Some are keeping their kids in the Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District when school starts on Sept. 6. Some are choosing homeschooling and others are looking at private schools.

“I just didn’t see what the point of going to another district would do for me,” Gonzales said. “If it could happen here, it could happen there.”

Gonzales, like other parents in this working-class community, doesn’t have the time or money to look for other options right now. She has a full-time job and she’s usually up earlier to get herself and her kids ready for the day. Their dad works out of town and is usually home only during the weekends, she said. That rules out trying to get her kids to nearby districts or pay for private school or even consider online school.

“COVID affected them a lot and I saw how that affected their education and I don’t want them to have to go to virtual again,” she said. “I don’t have the time of day to do things with them for school so I feel like I would be failing them on that part of their education.”

At least in Uvalde, she said, the district is working toward making the school more secure as the first day approaches.

In the high school auditorium, the Uvalde schools superintendent, Hal Harrell, laid out for parents and students the district’s plans to make schools here secure as well as offer more access to mental health resources. He discussed the district’s partnership with Texas Child Health Access Through Telemedicine , also known as TCHATT, which helps identify behavioral health needs of children and adolescents.

The district is also contracting Rhithm , a company with an app that allows staff and students to log how they are feeling. Communities in Schools , a nonprofit organization focused on connecting students with resources, is also sending teams to the district to provide additional behavioral health support to students.

The district is upgrading security on its seven campuses. Fencing is being installed at some schools. But Harrell couldn’t promise that Uvalde High School would be secure with fencing before the first day because of the sheer size and openness of that campus.

There will be 33 Texas Department of Public Safety officers deployed across the Uvalde school district throughout the school year. The district is also accepting applications for campus monitors, who would check locks on doors and gates and provide reports to the administration. Some 500 cameras will be installed at campuses before the first day of school.

The district has spent about $4.5 million so far in security upgrades, with some of the money coming from donations and grants.

Uvalde CISD will offer an online option for students who want to stay in the district but not attend in-person classroom instruction. Students who opt for online instruction will receive brand-new iPads, Harrell said.

The Texas Education Agency is in the process of approving Uvalde’s virtual school and making sure it complies with Senate Bill 15 , the virtual education bill that passed during last year’s second special session.

The bill also caps the number of students in the district that can be enrolled in a district’s online alternative. The school district will need a waiver from TEA if more than 10% of all enrolled students want to be in the online school.

But for Gonzales, Uvalde’s new security plans seem to satisfy her, and her children will return to the district’s in-person classes.

“[Uvalde is] implementing new security features, having the troopers there — that brings another sense of added security,” she said.

Gonzales made the decision two weeks ago to send her kids back to Uvalde CISD. It’s something that parents here don’t usually question in this small town of 15,000, about 85 miles west of San Antonio, she said.

As a lifelong Uvalde resident, Gonzales wanted her children to have the same experience she did attending district schools. She also wants her children to regain a sense of normalcy after two years of school disruption from the pandemic.

But as a result of the shooting, Gonzales still has a sense of fear and concern as the first day approaches. She bought her oldest son, who is 10, a cellphone. She hadn’t planned to get him a phone until he was 13. She also plans to buy them bulletproof backpacks, which she sees as an investment.

“Last year it was just ‘I have to buy school clothes’ and that was it,” she said. “This year is completely different.”

Adam Martinez, the father of two students, will send his kids to the online school that Uvalde is offering. It wasn’t his first choice but as he spoke with his kids, it was obvious they were still scared.

“I was telling my son, ‘there’s gonna be a tall fence, and they’re gonna have state troopers on all the locations,’” Martinez said. “And he told me, ‘Who cares if there’s cops? They’re not going to do anything anyway, they’re scared.’”

Others, though, still have not regained the trust of the school district. Angeli Gomez, a parent who had two children at Robb the day of the shooting, was handcuffed that day trying to get answers from law enforcement about her children.

Now, she and 19 other women have been in touch with a woman in San Marcos who has offered to homeschool their children for free.

Uvalde’s mayor has said Robb Elementary will be demolished and another school will be built in its place. But until that happens, no student will have to return to the school. Instead, students will be spread out to different Uvalde CISD campuses.

One of those is Flores Elementary. Gomez doesn’t think it’s a good idea to transfer the children from Robb there.

“They’re trying to stuff our kids — third, fourth, fifth and sixth [grade] — in Flores, since they want to demolish Robb, but Flores won’t fit our kids,” she said. “We’re gonna have, what, 33 kids in a class? They’re not gonna pay attention or learn.”

Jeremy Newman, deputy director of the Texas Home School Coalition, advised that parents considering withdrawing their kids from the public school system in favor of homeschooling don’t need to recreate what a public school does.

“People feel like they have to be a master in all academic subjects,” Newman said. “The parent’s job is not as much to transfer knowledge from their head to the students’ head as it is for them to provide a learning environment where the student wants to learn.”

For people who haven’t been in charge of homeschooling their child, it can be an overwhelming task to find the right resources for their child. Newman suggests they contact his group , which helps families who have always homeschooled or those who are just starting out.

The number of families homeschooling at least one child has tripled in Texas since the start of the pandemic, Newman said. According to Texas Education Agency data, nearly 30,000 students between grades 7-12 withdrew from Texas public schools to homeschool in the 2020-2021 school semester, a 40% increase over the prior year.

Topping the reasons people are choosing homeschooling are safety and academics, he said.

Still other Uvalde parents will send their children to Sacred Heart Catholic School, one of three private schools in the city. Principal Joseph Olan said interest in his school has increased from previous years. During the last school year, he had about 55 students enrolled. This year, that number has ballooned to 120, and he expects it to grow as the school year goes on.

First: An improved and taller fence was recently installed as part of Sacred Heart Parish School’s new security enhancements. Middle: Principal Joseph Olan at Sacred Heart as he prepares for the first day of school in Uvalde. Last: Polycarbonate bullet-resistant sheeting covers the outside of Sacred Heart Parish School classroom windows on Aug. 14, 2022. Credit: Evan L’Roy/ The Texas Tribune

The school has received donations to put up a fence around the campus, bulletproof the windows and door and install a new security camera system.

“These are the primary reasons why families are coming,” Olan said.

It’s not clear how many students Uvalde CISD will be losing this next school year. In Texas, schools are funded based on the number of students enrolled and the daily attendance on campus. Schools receive a base allotment of $6,160 per student each year. Any dip in enrollment means less money for the school district.

Diana Olvedo-Karau, who works in the school district’s transportation department, said homeschooling in Uvalde has not been common. But more people are talking about it now.

Olvedo-Karau is concerned over the funding the district will lose if children are pulled out, but she understands why parents might do it.

Uvalde school officials did not immediately respond to The Texas Tribune’s request for enrollment numbers for this upcoming school year.

Uvalde parent Tina Quintanilla, 41, plans to use a private online school company, K12 , for her daughter’s instruction this next year. She also has a son who requires special education classes, and she still hasn’t found a school for him. Quintanilla is a graduate of Uvalde High School, home of the “Fighting Coyotes & Lobos,” so the decision to look at alternatives wasn’t easy.

“It’s heart-wrenching because we’re coyote pride here,” she said, referring to the high school’s mascot. “We’re loyal and true.”

Reporter Ariana Perez-Castells contributed to this story.


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This article originally appeared in The Texas Tribune at https://www.texastribune.org/2022/08/15/uvalde-parents-back-to-school/ .

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Second teen reported missing in East Bay in less than 24 hours

August 15, 2022 by www.sfchronicle.com Leave a Comment

Oakland police asked for the public’s help Monday in locating a 13-year-old girl who was last seen at an Alameda hotel over the weekend — the second teenager to be reported missing in the East Bay in as many days.

Daisey Lancaster was last seen at the Extended Stay in Alameda on Saturday afternoon, according to the Oakland Police Department.

Lancaster was described as a 13-year-old white female, 4 feet 8 inches tall and weighing 115 pounds with blond hair and brown eyes. She was last seen wearing a black Nike shirt, black shorts and black shoes.

On Sunday, Oakland police said they were also searching for 14-year-old Natalia Perez Rivera, who was last seen Saturday around 10:30 a.m. in the 2200 block of 48th Avenue in Oakland.

Rivera was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt with an Adidas logo, black sweatpants and black Crocs shoes.

Both of the missing teenagers were considered to be in good health, but at risk due to their ages.

Anyone with information about either missing girl was asked to call the Oakland Police Department’s Missing Person Unit at 510-238-3641.

Dominic Fracassa is a San Francisco Chronicle staff writer. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @dominicfracassa

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